Saturday, June 14, 2014

The Rude Poet: A Poetry Reading at the Society of Poet's Meeting



"Who is that poet?" asked a meticulously dressed, old man with dark glasses and a long, white beard, as he entered the reading room at the library. He raised his cane and pointed it at the young poet standing at the podium, reading his work.

A young woman wearing a long, white dress, waited until he sat down before she spoke.

"Sir, I don't know who he is," she whispered to him. "But, I really do not like his poetry, at all."

The old man listened to the poet reading his work for several minutes and then said, "I don't either. I wonder who invited him to do a poetry reading at our monthly Society of Poets meeting. I certainly did not."

"He did not introduce himself," replied another man.

"He just walked in, took the podium and said something about having freedom of speech and the liberty of freedom of expression," the young woman added.

Moments later, several elderly poets and their guests, got up and walked out of the reading room. It was obvious that they were offended and upset, as were many others.

An elderly female interrupted the poet's reading, when he paused to look around the room.

"Young man, this is not the kind of poetry we read at our Society of Poets meetings."

"If you don't like my work, you can leave any time," he responded to her arrogantly and continued to read on.

"That is not the way we treat people here, either," said an angry, middle-aged man, who took immediate offense. "That is my mother you just insulted!"

"I have written what I have written," replied the poet. "You folks don't like it, tough!" He continued to read aloud, his voice rising a notch or two, but his audience quickly dwindled, as most of the poets and their guests headed for the lunchroom.

"What a rude poet!" exclaimed an angry man, waving his hat. "His work is extremely offensive. He's mocking God, too."

"I don't know who he thinks he is denouncing every poet in the room, as well as every social institution that we call good."

"He thinks he is the king of poets here today, but he is obviously having delusions of grandeur," someone suggested. "He is out of touch with reality and he will fall off his throne. It is only a matter of time."

"Abusing people and demeaning peers is not the way to achieve fame or greatness," said another young woman, who was quickly becoming famous for her poetry. "His language and imagery are utterly disgusting and deplorable."

"He certainly won't win friends and influence people."

Several minutes later, they heard raucous laughter. The man who had just left the reading room, closed the door.

"No one has to listen to this kind of garbage."

"Someone may think his poetry is funny! I don't."

"There are only two people left in there now," a fashionably dressed, young man commented, as he peered at him through the window. "I have an idea."

He promptly went over to the librarian's desk, explained the situation to her and asked about the possibility of another reading room. The librarian immediately understood and handed him the key to her office.

"Take your coffee with you and lock the door when you go in. He will not disturb you any further."

Everyone in the coffee room headed for the newly designated, reading room.

"Maybe now we can move on. Who is ready to do a poetry reading tonight?" asked the old man. 

Shortly thereafter, the only two people who had remained in the room with the rude poet, walked out shaking their heads and left the library.

"At least they appreciated my efforts," the rude, young poet commented to the librarian, as he got ready to leave. He tossed his poetry collection into a grey disposal bin, as he headed out the door. "What a waste of time that was!"

The next flyer printed by the library for the Society of Poet stated, "Poetry readings by invitation only."

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